i never really like to talk about politics but seriously, this is awesome.

america rules and i imagine this is how some people felt in 1960 when kennedy was elected. yay! 

 its my birthday!! yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

my birthday was the fucking balls, thanks for asking. this was the first birthday in a long time that i a) didn't cry and b) was actually with people who cared that it was my birthday. yaaay! 

good job, showtime.

last night i watched a show on the history channel about the freemasons and conspiracies that suggest that the freemasons designed washington d.c. in such a way to worship the goddess virgo. it was really interesting but the rituals described seemed really bizarre: for example, to reach a certain degree of membership, each mason needs to take part in a reenactment of the Crusades. i think i had more to say about this, but i lost my train of thought. i guess my point is the history channel usually has something i want to watch? or maybe that secret organizations are cool? 

i have to shower quick and get a breakfast sandwich from dunks because i am craving some sort of egg and meat sandwich on a bagel.

an exerpt from my horoscope, 

You're as sassy as a bag of cats, and your partner should respond pretty well. If you end up fighting for some reason, things could get out of control -- but the makeup will be divine!

wtf?

also, it should stop raining out and if anyone has a suggestion on how to keep headbands on giant heads, i would very much like to know.

yo, i kind of love surreal life fame games, but i still don't know who the fuck andrea lowell is.